Bob Costas: It appears Team Sweden will clinch the gold, and they are over the moon with joy.
Team Sweden Guy: Joy is but the shadow pain casts.
The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”
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Skinner: It’s called Curling. Players slide the heavy stones toward the circle, or ‘house’, as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by sweeping in front of it with a special broom.
Homer: Marge, this is perfect for both of us, it’s got bowling for me and sweeping for you.
The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”
![Homer: We came here to enjoy the movie and we’re going to enjoy the movie. [“Starring Ben Affleck” appears on screen] We’re out of here.
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Homer: We came here to enjoy the movie and we’re going to enjoy the movie. [“Starring Ben Affleck” appears on screen] We’re out of here.
The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”
Feb1
The Simpsons 21.11 - “Million Dollar Maybe”
Mr. Burns: Wait, I’m shooting at Nazis? That’s not how I remember it.
The Simpsons 21.11 - “Million Dollar Maybe”
Jan4
Lisa: Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!
Wiggum: Um I’m strictly an above the ground police man. What you need is the sewer cops.
Lisa: Fine what’s their number?
Wiggum: Lisa you’re old enough now that I can tell you the truth: there’s no such thing as the sewer cops, it’s just something we tell kids to make them feel safe.
Lisa: What about Bart?
Wiggum: Well if you miss him yell into a toilet.
The Simpsons 21.09 - “Thursdays with Abie”
Dec14
Otto: Oh my God, I killed Kenny!
Millhouse: Ralph.
Otto: No, I killed Kenny yesterday, what’d I do now?
The Simpsons 21.08 - “O Brother, Where Bart Thou?”
Oct19
Soldier: Welcome son, to survive all we must do is eat your flesh.
Marge: Hold it right there bub! What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their saviour?!
The Simpsons 21.04 - “Treehouse of Horror XX”
Bart: ‘Ding Dong Ditch’ means you kill her, then you throw that ding dong into a ditch, jeez!
The Simpsons 21.04 - “Treehouse of Horror XX”
