Feb12
Michael: I have been saying the word ‘manager’ a lot, so whenever Jo thinks ‘manager’ she thinks of me. Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can’t even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice-versa.
The Office 6.15 - “Manager and Salesman”
Feb5
Pam: We found a great local daycare, it’s rated really high by all the local parenting websites but that means it’s also really hard to get into.
Jim: Turns out a lot of parents want the very best for their children. That’s weird.
Pam: We’re hoping our interview seals the deal.
Jim: But if not there’s always the army. The infantry.
Pam: Ohhh kay, OK, yeah…
The Office 6.14 - “Sabre”
Michael: I had a very good thing going with David Wallace, he was a good guy, he was somebody I could trust. There he is, you can really see that he is OK taking a picture with me, even though I was there for disciplinary reasons.
The Office 6.14 - “Sabre”
Jan22
![Michael: Hello Stanley.Fake Stanley: Hi.Pam: [to camera] For the record, not on board with Fake Stanley, although I get it.
The Office 6.13 - “The Banker”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwo1c2HeED1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Michael: Hello Stanley.
Fake Stanley: Hi.
Pam: [to camera] For the record, not on board with Fake Stanley, although I get it.
The Office 6.13 - “The Banker”
Dec4
Dwight: In an ideal world I would have all ten fingers on my left hand so my right hand could just be a fist for punching.
The Office 6.11 - “Scott’s Tots”
![Andy: Employee of the Month, every awesome place I’ve worked had one. [to camera] Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.
The Office 6.11 - “Scott’s Tots”](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5hxgTZZJ1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Andy: Employee of the Month, every awesome place I’ve worked had one. [to camera] Bear Stearns, Lehman Brothers, AIG, my summer at Enron.
The Office 6.11 - “Scott’s Tots”
Nov8
Nov6
Michael: As I watched Pam’s big strong hand coming toward my face I saw my entire life flash before my eyes and guess what? I have four kids, and I have a hover car and a hover house, and my wife is a runner and it shows, and Pam and Jim are my best friends, and our kids play together, and I’m happy, and I’m rich, and I never die. It doesn’t sound like much but it’s enough for me
The Office 6.08 - “Double Date”
Oct30
Meredith: I really didn’t want to put in on the board but I thought maybe it was gonna come out somehow so what are ya gonna do.
The Office 6.07 - “Koi Pond”
Darryl: You’re not as scary as “bookface” over there.
Jim: Yes, I am the popular social networking site known as ‘bookface’.
The Office 6.07 - “Koi Pond”
