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Apr18

Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (via PsychopathicVideo)

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Things that are miracles according to ICP: Oceans, Stars, Mountains, Trees, Everything Under Water, Lava, Snow, Rain, Fog, Giraffes, Cats, Dogs, The Sun, The Moon, Mars, The Milky Way, Shooting Stars, UFOs, Rivers, Niagara Falls, The Pyramids, Rainbows, Water, Fire, Air, Dirt, Magnets, Solar Eclipses, Weather, Caterpillers turning into butterflies, how their kids look like them, Crows, and Ghosts.

Though the best line has to be the one to do with magnets, “Fucking magnets, How do they work? I don’t wanna talk to a scientist, y’all motherfuckers lyin’ and gettin’ me pissed.”

Source: youtube.com
#icp #insane clown posse #funny #science #skepticism #skeptic

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A physicist, engineer and a statistician are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away.

The physicist does some basic ballistic calculations, assuming a vacuum, lifts his rifle to a specific angle, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards short.

The engineer adds a fudge factor for air resistance, lifts his rifle slightly higher, and shoots. The bullet lands 5 yards long.

The statistician yells “We got him!”

(via 4chan/sci/)


#science #joke

A mathematician, a biologist and a physicist are sitting in a street cafe watching people going in and coming out of the house on the other side of the street.
First they see two people going into the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three persons coming out of the house.

The physicist: “The measurement wasn’t accurate.”
The biologists: “They have reproduced”.
The mathematician: “If now exactly one person enters the house then it will be empty again.”

(via 4chan/sci/)


#science #joke