Dean: Hey, be my valentine?
Supernatural 5.14 - “My Bloody Valentine”
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Feb12
Feb11
Ellie: You know, um, having Christmas lights up six weeks after Christmas is actually dangerous.
Grayson: How so?
Ellie: Because if you don’t take them down I’m going to feed them to you and then yank them out the other end like I’m starting a lawnmower.
Grayson: I love our little talks.
Ellie: When I’m on the treadmill looking out the window they’re driving me insane.
Grayson: I don’t even turn them on, how can you see them?
Ellie: I know they’re there.
Cougar Town 1.15 - “When a Kid Goes Bad”
Jules: Did you really call Travis in sick from school so you two could wait in line for free chicken?
Bobby: Shoot I forgot to call the school, didn’t I?
Jules: Wow, you’re still not great at zoning in on why I’m angry.
Cougar Town 1.15 - “When a Kid Goes Bad”
![Gloria: You think I’m so shallow that I’m going to leave you when you’re old. What if I gain a hundred pounds, you going to leave me then?Jay: [pauses] No!Gloria: What’s with the pause?!Jay: Well it’s not exactly fair, I have to get old, you don’t have to get fat.
Modern Family 1.15 - “My Funky Valentine”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxp0crvWLs1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Gloria: You think I’m so shallow that I’m going to leave you when you’re old. What if I gain a hundred pounds, you going to leave me then?
Jay: [pauses] No!
Gloria: What’s with the pause?!
Jay: Well it’s not exactly fair, I have to get old, you don’t have to get fat.
Modern Family 1.15 - “My Funky Valentine”
Mitchell: This is so frustrating. I had one of the greatest closing arguments of all time. All about the big government rolling over the little guy and I even had this great moment at the end where I would point to the state seal and I’d say, “SHAME!”
Cameron: Oh, that’s what you were doing in the shower, I was a little worried.
Modern Family 1.15 - “My Funky Valentine”
Jan12
Man: Do you ever wish you could die?
Old Man: It’s foolish to ask for luxuries at times like these.
The Road
Jan6
Veridian Dynamics.
Friendship, it’s so important, but it’s different at work.
Time spent with friends at work robs your employer of productivity, and robbing people is wrong.
Veridian Dynamics. Friendship. It’s the same as stealing.
Better Off Ted 2.07 - “Change We Can’t Believe In”
Veronica: Carl Jenkins.
Ted: Gordon.
Veronica: Carl Gordon.
Ted: Jenkins.
Veronica: Carl Gordon Jenkins.
Ted: Gordon Jenkins.
Veronica: Carl Gordon Jenkins Gordon Jenkins. Are you sure that’s right?
Ted: That’s fine.
Better Off Ted 2.06 - “Beating a Dead Workforce”
Oct23
Mac: Your Honor, let the record show that the three of us do not condone the actions of the two of them.
Judge: The record will show everything, you can stop saying that.
Dee: Are you sure, ‘cause she’s not typing very quickly.
Frank: It’s shorthand, she’s getting the gist.
Mac: I don’t appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very deliberately.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.06 - “The World Series Defense”
Oct16
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