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Feb15

Skinner: It’s called Curling.  Players slide the heavy stones toward the circle, or ‘house’, as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by sweeping in front of it with a special broom.Homer: Marge, this is perfect for both of us, it’s got bowling for me and sweeping for you. The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”

Skinner: It’s called Curling.  Players slide the heavy stones toward the circle, or ‘house’, as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by sweeping in front of it with a special broom.
Homer: Marge, this is perfect for both of us, it’s got bowling for me and sweeping for you.

The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”

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Stewie: There ya go, being confident, like an Italian guy in any given theoretical situation.[cut to Italian guy]Italian Guy: If that was me, I’m just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that’s a very different and scary outcome for those involved.  If. Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”

Stewie: There ya go, being confident, like an Italian guy in any given theoretical situation.
[cut to Italian guy]
Italian Guy: If that was me, I’m just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that’s a very different and scary outcome for those involved.  If.

Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”

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Stewie: I came to the woods because I wished to live deliberately and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I have not lived.Brian: Wow, Stewie that was beautfiul, did you write that?Stewie: No [to audience] but can you tell me who did?  Log on now.  [three options appear on screen]  Alright, let’s tally up those responses. [‘Thornton Mellon’ wins with 67%] Wow, you know who that is, who Thornton Mellon is—first of all it was Henry David Thoreau—but do you know who Thornton Mellon is?  That was Rodney Dangerfield’s character in Back to School!  You feel good about yourselves, huh?  This is why the other countries are beating us, you know.  So you know you only got yourself to blame next time you go to the vet and complain that that Indian doctor is too rough with your cat. Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”

Stewie: I came to the woods because I wished to live deliberately and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I have not lived.
Brian: Wow, Stewie that was beautfiul, did you write that?
Stewie: No [to audience] but can you tell me who did?  Log on now.  [three options appear on screen]  Alright, let’s tally up those responses. [‘Thornton Mellon’ wins with 67%] Wow, you know who that is, who Thornton Mellon is—first of all it was Henry David Thoreau—but do you know who Thornton Mellon is?  That was Rodney Dangerfield’s character in Back to School!  You feel good about yourselves, huh?  This is why the other countries are beating us, you know.  So you know you only got yourself to blame next time you go to the vet and complain that that Indian doctor is too rough with your cat.

Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”

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Feb12

Michael: I have been saying the word ‘manager’ a lot, so whenever Jo thinks ‘manager’ she thinks of me.  Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis.  I can’t even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice-versa. The Office 6.15 - “Manager and Salesman”

Michael: I have been saying the word ‘manager’ a lot, so whenever Jo thinks ‘manager’ she thinks of me.  Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis.  I can’t even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice-versa.

The Office 6.15 - “Manager and Salesman”

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