![Homer: We came here to enjoy the movie and we’re going to enjoy the movie. [“Starring Ben Affleck” appears on screen] We’re out of here.
The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”](http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxw9m9gf4a1qzjcnfo1_r1_500.jpg)
Homer: We came here to enjoy the movie and we’re going to enjoy the movie. [“Starring Ben Affleck” appears on screen] We’re out of here.
The Simpsons 21.12 - “Boy Meets Curl”
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Feb15
![Brian: I just think you’re being taken for a ride Lois, like a snail on the back of a turtle.[cut to a snail on the back of a turtle]Snail: Slow down! I want to get there but I want to get there alive!
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxw9g29MyZ1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Brian: I just think you’re being taken for a ride Lois, like a snail on the back of a turtle.
[cut to a snail on the back of a turtle]
Snail: Slow down! I want to get there but I want to get there alive!
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”
![Stewie: There ya go, being confident, like an Italian guy in any given theoretical situation.[cut to Italian guy]Italian Guy: If that was me, I’m just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that’s a very different and scary outcome for those involved. If.
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxw97jfRF21qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Stewie: There ya go, being confident, like an Italian guy in any given theoretical situation.
[cut to Italian guy]
Italian Guy: If that was me, I’m just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that’s a very different and scary outcome for those involved. If.
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”
![Stewie: I came to the woods because I wished to live deliberately and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I have not lived.Brian: Wow, Stewie that was beautfiul, did you write that?Stewie: No [to audience] but can you tell me who did? Log on now. [three options appear on screen] Alright, let’s tally up those responses. [‘Thornton Mellon’ wins with 67%] Wow, you know who that is, who Thornton Mellon is—first of all it was Henry David Thoreau—but do you know who Thornton Mellon is? That was Rodney Dangerfield’s character in Back to School! You feel good about yourselves, huh? This is why the other countries are beating us, you know. So you know you only got yourself to blame next time you go to the vet and complain that that Indian doctor is too rough with your cat.
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”](http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxw8wsgFc31qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Stewie: I came to the woods because I wished to live deliberately and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I have not lived.
Brian: Wow, Stewie that was beautfiul, did you write that?
Stewie: No [to audience] but can you tell me who did? Log on now. [three options appear on screen] Alright, let’s tally up those responses. [‘Thornton Mellon’ wins with 67%] Wow, you know who that is, who Thornton Mellon is—first of all it was Henry David Thoreau—but do you know who Thornton Mellon is? That was Rodney Dangerfield’s character in Back to School! You feel good about yourselves, huh? This is why the other countries are beating us, you know. So you know you only got yourself to blame next time you go to the vet and complain that that Indian doctor is too rough with your cat.
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”
Feb12
Tom: Jay-Z drinks this.
Wendy: Well Jay-z doesn’t have to perform surgery in an hour.
Tom: You don’t know Jay-Z’s schedule, he’s a renaissance man.
Parks and Recreation 2.16 - “Galentine’s Day”
Michael: I have been saying the word ‘manager’ a lot, so whenever Jo thinks ‘manager’ she thinks of me. Camel Cigarettes did the same thing with Joe Camel by making him look like a penis. I can’t even go near a cigarette now without thinking of a penis, and vice-versa.
The Office 6.15 - “Manager and Salesman”
Actor Kid: Sorry I lost my cool, I just quit smoking.
Abed: Kid’s going to be a star, he’s a young ‘the asian guy from LOST’.
Community 1.16 - “Communication Studies”
![Jeff: [to Britta, who is hungover] Can I get you something? Water? Smelling salts? An alibi for Cobain’s suicide?
Community 1.16 - “Communication Studies”](http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxqyxwR9Kr1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Jeff: [to Britta, who is hungover] Can I get you something? Water? Smelling salts? An alibi for Cobain’s suicide?
Community 1.16 - “Communication Studies”
Dean: Hey, be my valentine?
Supernatural 5.14 - “My Bloody Valentine”
Feb11
Ellie: You know, um, having Christmas lights up six weeks after Christmas is actually dangerous.
Grayson: How so?
Ellie: Because if you don’t take them down I’m going to feed them to you and then yank them out the other end like I’m starting a lawnmower.
Grayson: I love our little talks.
Ellie: When I’m on the treadmill looking out the window they’re driving me insane.
Grayson: I don’t even turn them on, how can you see them?
Ellie: I know they’re there.
Cougar Town 1.15 - “When a Kid Goes Bad”
