Jan19
Barney: It’s funny, I had a drinking game based on Robin. But it was actually ON Robin, I’d pour Peach Schnapps in her bellybutton—
Ted: Dude we agreed we wouldn’t do this.
Barney: Sorry, you’re right. She didn’t like it anyway, said it woke her up.
How I Met Your Mother 5.13 - “Jenkins”
Jenkins: So are you really a Vikings fan or was he lying about that too?
Marshall: Why, is this a trap, are you a Packers fan? My wife knows I’m here, she doesn’t have money but what she does have is a very special set of skills.
How I Met Your Mother 5.13 - “Jenkins”
Ted: This is going to sound crazy but I thought Jenkins was a guy.
Marshall: WHAT? That’s crazy, what gave you that idea?
Ted: Oh I don’t know, maybe the whole Jenkins peed out the window of a cab story.
Marshall: Yeah, much more impressive now isn’t it?
Ted: Yeah.
How I Met Your Mother 5.13 - “Jenkins”
Nov3
Barney: It’s like Gandhi said, ‘a smile don’t cost nothin, sugar’.
Ted: I’m not sure you know who Gandhi is.
How I Met Your Mother 5.06 - “Bagpipes”
Marshall: When a problem comes up, Lily and I actually talk about it.
Barney: There are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?
How I Met Your Mother 5.06 - “Bagpipes”
Oct25
BARNEY; Ted, Ted, Ted!! Go to YouTube, put in “Robin Scherbatsky, Morning Show vomit”- oh, hey, Robin, home so soon?
ROBIN; Someone already put it on YouTube?
BARNEY; Yeah. “Someone.”How I Met Your Mother 4.22 - “Right Place Right Time”
(via lizzymaxia : heartwarming)
Oct20
Marshall: I don’t want this anymore.
Ted: Dude, don’t look at it, that’s a rookie mistake.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
Tim Horton’s Cashier: American money, didn’t watch the Leafs game, no please or thank you for the coffee, you sure don’t seem like a Canadian.
Barney: What’s wrong, other than the fact that this five dollar bill they gave you is blue?
Robin: Wow, I’m not American and apparently I’m not Canadian either.
Barney: And there’s kids playing hockey on the back, it’s like you want us to make fun of you.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
Barney: You called me, said you were never coming back, so I jumped on a plane flew across the Atlantic.
Robin: Canada isn’t across the Atlantic.
Barney: You’re talking nonsense.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
Barney: For you to be an American we gotta get the Canadian out of you. That’s why I have created these questions. Question One: Who is this?
Robin: Queen Elizabeth the second
Barney: No, the answer is Elton John. Question Two: What the hell is this?
Robin: Oh, curling. Um, it’s a sport played by—
Barney: Wrooong. The answer we were looking for was, ‘I don’t care, it’s dumb, let’s go buy something that’s bad for us and then sue the people who made it.’ That’s America, Robin.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
