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Mar23
Jan19
Barney: It’s funny, I had a drinking game based on Robin. But it was actually ON Robin, I’d pour Peach Schnapps in her bellybutton—
Ted: Dude we agreed we wouldn’t do this.
Barney: Sorry, you’re right. She didn’t like it anyway, said it woke her up.
How I Met Your Mother 5.13 - “Jenkins”
Jenkins: So are you really a Vikings fan or was he lying about that too?
Marshall: Why, is this a trap, are you a Packers fan? My wife knows I’m here, she doesn’t have money but what she does have is a very special set of skills.
How I Met Your Mother 5.13 - “Jenkins”
Ted: This is going to sound crazy but I thought Jenkins was a guy.
Marshall: WHAT? That’s crazy, what gave you that idea?
Ted: Oh I don’t know, maybe the whole Jenkins peed out the window of a cab story.
Marshall: Yeah, much more impressive now isn’t it?
Ted: Yeah.
How I Met Your Mother 5.13 - “Jenkins”
Nov3
Barney: It’s like Gandhi said, ‘a smile don’t cost nothin, sugar’.
Ted: I’m not sure you know who Gandhi is.
How I Met Your Mother 5.06 - “Bagpipes”
Marshall: When a problem comes up, Lily and I actually talk about it.
Barney: There are so many great things to do with the human mouth, why waste it on talking?
How I Met Your Mother 5.06 - “Bagpipes”
Oct25
BARNEY; Ted, Ted, Ted!! Go to YouTube, put in “Robin Scherbatsky, Morning Show vomit”- oh, hey, Robin, home so soon?
ROBIN; Someone already put it on YouTube?
BARNEY; Yeah. “Someone.”How I Met Your Mother 4.22 - “Right Place Right Time”
(via lizzymaxia : heartwarming)
Oct20
Marshall: I don’t want this anymore.
Ted: Dude, don’t look at it, that’s a rookie mistake.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
Tim Horton’s Cashier: American money, didn’t watch the Leafs game, no please or thank you for the coffee, you sure don’t seem like a Canadian.
Barney: What’s wrong, other than the fact that this five dollar bill they gave you is blue?
Robin: Wow, I’m not American and apparently I’m not Canadian either.
Barney: And there’s kids playing hockey on the back, it’s like you want us to make fun of you.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
Barney: You called me, said you were never coming back, so I jumped on a plane flew across the Atlantic.
Robin: Canada isn’t across the Atlantic.
Barney: You’re talking nonsense.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
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