Thirteen: Why do you want to meet her so badly?
House: Psychopaths always fascinate me. I think it’s their cultural literacy and strong family values, or is that Jews?
House M.D. 6.11 - “Remorse”
Jan26
Thirteen: Why do you want to meet her so badly?
House: Psychopaths always fascinate me. I think it’s their cultural literacy and strong family values, or is that Jews?
House M.D. 6.11 - “Remorse”
House: In the great game of chess that is our relationship Wilson sees only one move ahead, I see dozens. That is why he will never mate me. [long pause] That’s a chess term.
House M.D. 6.11 - “Remorse”
Jan12
Wilson: Everyone in our building thinks we’re gay.
House: We’re grown men, over the age of thirty, who moved in together. We’re two tigers away from an act in Vegas.
House M.D. 6.10 - “The Down Low”
House: Cameron get your hair in the divorce?
House M.D. 6.10 - “The Down Low”
Dec14
Other Doctor: Dr. House, if you’re going to save this patient, you’ll need this [hands House the rule book]
House: Get this thing out of my sight! [throws book out the window]
Peter: Wait a second, how are you gonna play by the rules if you don’t have the rule boo—ohhhhhh.
Family Guy 8.09 - “Business Guy”
Oct28
Chase, you killed a man. This is unacceptable. (via 4chan)
Oct13
Oct6
Sep29
Wilson: You were enjoying cooking.
House: How like a man to think that I enjoy slaving over a hot stove all day while you’re off banging secretaries.
Wilson: You said it was keeping your mind off the pain.
House: That was before I discovered “The Biggest Loser” marathon on cable. I like to pretend they can see me eating.
-House M.D., Episode 6x02, “Epic Fail”