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Pierce: My shoelace came untied, it could’ve happened to anybody.
Shirley: Oh that’s your excuse? Britta weighs five pounds, Troy can’t swim and I’ve never even seen the ocean.
Troy: Uh, I can swim, racist.
Community 1.19 - “Beginner Pottery”
Jeff: Have you taken many pottery classes?
Rich: No this is my first.
Jeff: Of the year?
Rich: Ever.
Jeff: No pottery at doctor school?
Rich: Medical school?
Jeff: Pottery school.
Rich: Pottery school?
Jeff: Oh, pottery school, how long?
Rich: You know, Jeff, it’s kind of weird, I feel like I’m being interrogated but by someone who doesn’t really want to know anything important.
Community 1.19 - “Beginner Pottery”
Professor Slaughter: I don’t see students here, I see seamen. I didn’t create them but the moment you climbed aboard I saw seamen inside you. More importantly, you’ve stopped giggling at the word ‘seamen’ and that’s the mark of a real seaman.
Community 1.19 - “Beginner Pottery”
Shirley: I’ve never been a Captain before.
Pierce: I have, I commanded a jetski through an electrical storm, only had one casualty.
Troy: Jetskis only hold two people.
Pierce: Exactly, I saved half the crew.
Community 1.19 - “Beginner Pottery”
