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Guy 1: You guys know how I love to go online and masturbate on chatroulette while I’m at work right? And how I love to see the look on people’s faces when they find me? Well, my boss caught me.Guy 2: No, that’s terrible, do you think you’ll get fired?Guy 1: I doubt it, they’ll probably just transfer me to another parish.
Saturday Night Live 35.19 - “Ryan Phillipe/Kesha”

Guy 1: You guys know how I love to go online and masturbate on chatroulette while I’m at work right? And how I love to see the look on people’s faces when they find me? Well, my boss caught me.
Guy 2: No, that’s terrible, do you think you’ll get fired?
Guy 1: I doubt it, they’ll probably just transfer me to another parish.

Saturday Night Live 35.19 - “Ryan Phillipe/Kesha”

Insane Clown Posse - Miracles (via PsychopathicVideo)

Things that are miracles according to ICP: Oceans, Stars, Mountains, Trees, Everything Under Water, Lava, Snow, Rain, Fog, Giraffes, Cats, Dogs, The Sun, The Moon, Mars, The Milky Way, Shooting Stars, UFOs, Rivers, Niagara Falls, The Pyramids, Rainbows, Water, Fire, Air, Dirt, Magnets, Solar Eclipses, Weather, Caterpillers turning into butterflies, how their kids look like them, Crows, and Ghosts.

Though the best line has to be the one to do with magnets, “Fucking magnets, How do they work? I don’t wanna talk to a scientist, y’all motherfuckers lyin’ and gettin’ me pissed.”