Seth: This week you didn’t need Cinemax to see someone get screwed on TV.
Saturday Night Live 35.12 - “Sigourney Weaver/The Ting Tings”
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Nov22
Jack Johnson: So Ozzy, tell us about your transformation into mellowness.
Ozzy Osbourne: You can’t fly a bicycle and, you know, I’m not an octopus having a crap in the back of a van. I’ve burnt my bloody brains out so I’m mellow.
Saturday Night Live 35.07 - “Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Dave Matthews Band”
![Neighbour: Told ya.Neighbour’s Wife: What’s he doing?Neighbour: He’s trying to win back Diane Court.Neighbour’s Wife: So what did he write this song for her?Neighbour: No, it’s Peter Gabriel, he just hit play. [shrugs]Neighbour’s Wife: So weird.
Saturday Night Live 35.07 - “Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Dave Matthews Band”](http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktix4rPPob1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Neighbour: Told ya.
Neighbour’s Wife: What’s he doing?
Neighbour: He’s trying to win back Diane Court.
Neighbour’s Wife: So what did he write this song for her?
Neighbour: No, it’s Peter Gabriel, he just hit play. [shrugs]
Neighbour’s Wife: So weird.
Saturday Night Live 35.07 - “Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Dave Matthews Band”
Seth: Experts are saying that the number of light smokers who are people who don’t smoke regularly or only in social situations is on the rise. You may know these people as liars.
Saturday Night Live 35.07 - “Joseph Gordon-Levitt/Dave Matthews Band”
Nov15
Seth: Police in Staten Island are searching for a group of robbers who assaulted a cab driver while wearing costumes of Mario and Luigi from the Super Mario Brothers video game. Well, they might be costumes or they might just be two guys from Staten Island.
Saturday Night Live 35.06 - “January Jones/Black Eyed Peas”
Seth: A tanker truck carrying seven thousand gallons of Canadian Club whiskey overturned on a Kentucky highway on its way to the Jim Beam distillery. Said a nearby child, “It smells like uncles.”
Saturday Night Live 35.06 - “January Jones/Black Eyed Peas”
Seth: NASA announced Friday the discovery of large amounts of water on the moon. NASA scientists celebrated as they always do, with a series of poorly executed high fives.
Saturday Night Live 35.06 - “January Jones/Black Eyed Peas”
Oct16
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I Threw It On The Ground as seen in the SNL Digital Short I posted earlier.
Oct4
SNL Digital Short: I Threw It On The Ground! (via funnyordie)
“Some poser hands me cake at a birthday party. What you want me to do with this, eat it? HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND! I threw the rest of the cake too! Welcome to the real world, jackass!”
Saturday Night Live 35.02 - “Ryan Reynolds/Lady Gaga”
