Ron Swanson on his Computer - Parks and Recreation (by robjonaldo)
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Posts tagged Parks and Recreation
Dec26
Feb12
Tom: Jay-Z drinks this.
Wendy: Well Jay-z doesn’t have to perform surgery in an hour.
Tom: You don’t know Jay-Z’s schedule, he’s a renaissance man.
Parks and Recreation 2.16 - “Galentine’s Day”
Jan22
Ann: Ok, so why did you ask for the hearing?
Leslie: Are you kidding Ann? It’s every girl’s dream to ask a dude how their date went under penality of perjury.
Parks and Recreation 2.14 - “Leslie’s House”
Leslie: Look, I’m really sorry, I put a new romance in front of an old friendship.
Tom: Ok.
Leslie: I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man-child.
Tom: You’re ruining it.
Leslie: I put a big white stallion in front of a little brown pony.
Tom: Totally uncalled for.
Parks and Recreation 2.14 - “Leslie’s House”
Tom: Justin is hip, Pawnee is the opposite of hip. People in this town are just now getting into Nirvana. I don’t have the heart to tell them what’s going to happen to Kurt Cobain in 1994.
Parks and Recreation 2.14 - “Leslie’s House”
Teacher: How will you decide which classes to cut?
Leslie: By attendance and student evaluations, so just make sure your students leave with a smile.
Teacher: My class is called ‘Coping With Terminal Illness’.
Leslie: Hopefully your attendance is good. Actually no, hopefully it’s bad.
Parks and Recreation 2.14 - “Leslie’s House”
Dec4
![Tom: [at strip club] There is a girl here that also works at Quizno’s. She’s really nice to me here but really mean to me at Quizno’s.
Parks and Recreation 2.11 - “Tom’s Divorce”](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ku5i7mD8yf1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Tom: [at strip club] There is a girl here that also works at Quizno’s. She’s really nice to me here but really mean to me at Quizno’s.
Parks and Recreation 2.11 - “Tom’s Divorce”
