Oct23
Mac: Your Honor, let the record show that the three of us do not condone the actions of the two of them.
Judge: The record will show everything, you can stop saying that.
Dee: Are you sure, ‘cause she’s not typing very quickly.
Frank: It’s shorthand, she’s getting the gist.
Mac: I don’t appreciate being paraphrased, I choose my words very deliberately.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.06 - “The World Series Defense”
Frank: Put some of that on my bug bites.
Dennis: We’re not gonna be wasting our fine grain alcohol on goddamn bugbites, idiots.
Mac: Yeah, we need it for pregaming, I’m not watching this game sober.
Dennis: No, what do you want, to remember it?
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.06 - “The World Series Defense”
Oct9
Gale: Hey guys, you wanna come to my car and take a puff? I got some medical marijuana.
Dee: We’re at your Dad’s funeral, Gale.
Gale: Whatevs, I’m over it. Plus, if we all showed up super high at the reception everyone would be like whaaaaaat.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.04 - “The Gang Gives Frank an Intervention”
