Guy 1: You guys know how I love to go online and masturbate on chatroulette while I’m at work right? And how I love to see the look on people’s faces when they find me? Well, my boss caught me.
Guy 2: No, that’s terrible, do you think you’ll get fired?
Guy 1: I doubt it, they’ll probably just transfer me to another parish.
Saturday Night Live 35.19 - “Ryan Phillipe/Kesha”
