Stewie: There ya go, being confident, like an Italian guy in any given theoretical situation.
[cut to Italian guy]
Italian Guy: If that was me, I’m just saying if that was me, they are lucky that was not me because if the circumstances were such, as you have described them but with me in them, that’s a very different and scary outcome for those involved. If.
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”