Stewie: I came to the woods because I wished to live deliberately and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I have not lived.
Brian: Wow, Stewie that was beautfiul, did you write that?
Stewie: No [to audience] but can you tell me who did? Log on now. [three options appear on screen] Alright, let’s tally up those responses. [‘Thornton Mellon’ wins with 67%] Wow, you know who that is, who Thornton Mellon is—first of all it was Henry David Thoreau—but do you know who Thornton Mellon is? That was Rodney Dangerfield’s character in Back to School! You feel good about yourselves, huh? This is why the other countries are beating us, you know. So you know you only got yourself to blame next time you go to the vet and complain that that Indian doctor is too rough with your cat.
Family Guy 8.12 - “Extra Large Medium”