Ellie: You know, um, having Christmas lights up six weeks after Christmas is actually dangerous.
Grayson: How so?
Ellie: Because if you don’t take them down I’m going to feed them to you and then yank them out the other end like I’m starting a lawnmower.
Grayson: I love our little talks.
Ellie: When I’m on the treadmill looking out the window they’re driving me insane.
Grayson: I don’t even turn them on, how can you see them?
Ellie: I know they’re there.
Cougar Town 1.15 - “When a Kid Goes Bad”