![Gloria: You think I’m so shallow that I’m going to leave you when you’re old. What if I gain a hundred pounds, you going to leave me then?Jay: [pauses] No!Gloria: What’s with the pause?!Jay: Well it’s not exactly fair, I have to get old, you don’t have to get fat.
Modern Family 1.15 - “My Funky Valentine”](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kxp0crvWLs1qzjcnfo1_500.jpg)
Gloria: You think I’m so shallow that I’m going to leave you when you’re old. What if I gain a hundred pounds, you going to leave me then?
Jay: [pauses] No!
Gloria: What’s with the pause?!
Jay: Well it’s not exactly fair, I have to get old, you don’t have to get fat.
Modern Family 1.15 - “My Funky Valentine”
