Seth: A Roman Catholic priest in Illinois was arrested for allegedly shoplifting butter and a sofa cover at a Wal-Mart. It’s unfortunate that they didn’t at least follow him home so we could find out what part two of that plan was. When told of the arrest a local Bishop said, “Arrested?! What for?! Shoplifting? Oh thank God!”
Saturday Night Live 35.13 - “Jon Hamm/Michael Bublé”