Lisa: Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!
Wiggum: Um I’m strictly an above the ground police man. What you need is the sewer cops.
Lisa: Fine what’s their number?
Wiggum: Lisa you’re old enough now that I can tell you the truth: there’s no such thing as the sewer cops, it’s just something we tell kids to make them feel safe.
Lisa: What about Bart?
Wiggum: Well if you miss him yell into a toilet.
The Simpsons 21.09 - “Thursdays with Abie”
