Laurie: He called me ‘Blahblah’. I swear to God Jules I would’ve killed him but then we’d never sell that stupid house because no one wants to buy a murder house, except for my older sister Tina. She regrets it now though because she says her house is haunted by a college professor who turns all her clothes inside out and steals all her yogurt. Sometimes Tina lies for attention but this time I don’t know, I believe her, there is just too much proof.
Cougar Town 1.10 - “Mystery Man”
