Claire: Sweetie, that’s a rock wall, is that even safe?
Phil: Honey, relax. Hey, has anyone ever gotten hurt on one of these things?
Rock Wall Operator: I don’t know man, my first day.
Phil: See, they wouldn’t let the new guy do it if—
Claire: That did not make me feel better.
Phil: Don’t worry I signed like a hundred releases.
Modern Family 1.09 - “Fizbo”