Grayson: I can check in on the kid if you promise to stop hassling me about the girls I bring home.
Jules: Yeah, I can’t do it… Well, I guess I could probably stop for like three days.
Grayson: Deal! I wonder how many I can cycle through the abode in three days. I’m guessing like thr—seven.
Jules: Lucky, lucky girls.
Travis: Psst. Ok, so here’s the plan, do not come over to my house. If the house is on fire you may knock once, if I don’t answer assume I set the fire and I want to burn to death.
Grayson: You’re a neat kid.
Cougar Town 1.08 - “Two Gunslingers”
