Phil: It’s so creative, coupons for hugs, which are usually free but this makes it official which is so great.
Claire: I was so proud of myself when I thought of it because you’re impossible to buy for, you never want anything.
Phil: Um, things I want: robot dog, night vision goggles, bug vacuum, GPS watch, speakers that look like rocks. I love my wife but she sucks at giving gifts, I’m sorry for the pay channel language but—oh, yogurt maker, I can’t not think of things I want.
Modern Family 1.08 - “Great Expectations”