Lawyer: I will take care of all of your legal needs if each of you agrees ot never seek my legal advice again. And you promise not to break into my home and rape my wife while she’s sleeping.
Dennis: Bro, “rape”? I wasn’t talking about raping your wife. I was talking about making love to her sweetly while she sleeps and I was gonna do it for you, you son of a bitch — alright fine, I won’t do it.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia 5.08 - “Paddy’s Pub: Home of the Original Kitten Mittens”