Annie: Jeff, you’re the cool guy, ok? If you show up it’ll be the first party I host where everyone doesn’t say they need to get home in time for the news. [cries]
Jeff: This won’t work, the last time you did this I saved a vial of your tears and have been slowly building up an immunity.
Annie: I was so unpopular in high school the crossing guard used to lure me into traffic.
Community 1.07 - “Introduction to Statistics”