Jules: He is so crushing on you, it’s kinda sweet.
Laurie: Yeah, do you want me to take his virginity?
Jules: Now not so sweet.
Laurie: No as like a favor to you, plus it’s kinda my hobby.
Jules: Honey I’m hoping my son’s first time is a little more romantic and a little less ‘hold on tight!’.
Laurie: How dare you.
Cougar Town 1.06 - “A Woman in Love (It’s Not Me)”
