Barney: For you to be an American we gotta get the Canadian out of you. That’s why I have created these questions. Question One: Who is this?
Robin: Queen Elizabeth the second
Barney: No, the answer is Elton John. Question Two: What the hell is this?
Robin: Oh, curling. Um, it’s a sport played by—
Barney: Wrooong. The answer we were looking for was, ‘I don’t care, it’s dumb, let’s go buy something that’s bad for us and then sue the people who made it.’ That’s America, Robin.
How I Met Your Mother 5.05 - “Duel Citizenship”
