Finn: I read that Gwyneth Paltrow named her kid Apple and I think that’s so cool cause you know how much I love Apples right? So I figured we should name our kid something more original and poetic. Then I came up with the best baby name of all time: Drizzle!
Quinn: Drizzle?
Finn: Yeah, yeah, ‘cause you know how awesome it is when it’s just drizzling out but it’s not really raining so it smells like rain but you don’t need an umbrella to go outside.
Quinn: Are you a moron?
Finn: What?
Quinn: We’re not naming our baby ‘Drizzle’.
Glee 1.07 - “Throwdown”
