Dwight: I deserved that promotion, not Jim. Oh man, makes me want to put him in a triangle chokehold and force him down to the ground and just keep pressing and pressing, and then flip him over and then put him in a hammerlock! And he’s gasping, he’s paniced for every last breath! And the crowd is going crazy! And boom, I emerge victorious! Haha! Eighteen-thousand dollars and a chance at the title!
The Office 6.03 - “The Promotion”