Dwight: I’d like to lodge a complaint.
Jim: I’m sorry to hear about that, who is this about?
Dwight: You.
Jim: Ok, I just want to let you know I take complaints very seriously so, when did this happen?
Dwight: One minute ago.
Jim: Ok, and how do you feel?
Dwight: Angry.
Jim: Alright, did he hit you?
Dwight: No.
Jim: Did you cry?
Dwight: No!
Jim: Did you feel like crying?
Dwight: No!
Jim: I’m just gonna write ‘held back tears’.
Dwight: Wait, stop writing that, that is not true!
Jim: If you stop crying, I’ll stop writing it.
The Office 6.03 - “The Promotion”