One of my favorites:
10. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: Five months ago, the kaleidoscope of power had been shaken, and Aringarosa was still reeling from the blow.
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Sep28
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oh dear God. Dan Brown is one of the worst writers I’ve ever seen. He’s not just bad in a pulpy way, he’s bad in a...
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haha. this is awesome.
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Oh man this is a gold mine. 19. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 83: “The Knights Templar were warriors,” Teabing reminded,...
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I like this one: 17. Deception Point, chapter 8: Overhanging her precarious body was a jaundiced face whose skin...
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PLEASE READ THIS, this is decently funny.
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10. The Da Vinci Code, chapter 4: Five months ago, the kaleidoscope
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Yeah, but what about Dan Brown’s best sentences? This is my fav sentence (after skimming a couple chapters) in The Lost...
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He doesn’t just have formulaic sentences, his plots and uh ‘characters’ are also the same.
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shortbreadsh reblogged this from twobitandrew and added:
I love this. For what it’s worth, I finally read the Da Vinci Code after years of resisting/mocking it, and loved it in...
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Hey Kell remember that...time I refused to talk to that boy in the ice cream store because...
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mine: The Da Vinci Code, chapter 5: Only those with a keen eye would notice his 14-karat gold bishop’s ring with purple...
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Who the hell reads these books for the pretty language anyway? Ya’ll just jealous haters.
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My favourite one: 4, 3, and 2. The Da Vinci Code, opening sentence: Renowned curator Jacques Saunière staggered through...
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