Dee: What are your thoughts on doubling down so to speak and going for twins?
Kate: Uh, no.
Dee: Well, if it’s a matter of price I’m willing to cut you a deal on the second one. And, we don’t have to stop at two. I’ve typed up a price sheet I would like the two of you to peruse. If you’ll look down around number four or five that’s when you really start to see some savings. You guys want to go for an octomom thing? I’m game. You want to have ten? You want to out-do that bitch? I’ll have that conversation. I’m kidding, I don’t want ten people inside of me.
Sean: This is great, I think we’re really just going to do the one.
-It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Episode 5x01, “The Gang Exploits the Mortgage Crisis”